Tuesday, 5 February 2013

Best Programming Jokes.....

A programmer gets a phone call from his wife
on the way home. "While you're out, buy some milk."
He never returns.
A programmer had a problem so he decided to use Java.
Now he has a ProblemFactory.
Programmer's girlfriend asks him,
"Are you going to sit in front of the computer all day,
OR are you going to take me out for shopping?"
Programmer replies "Yes".

The programmer's wife asks him to go to the store.

"Get a dozen eggs. And if they have milk, get 2"
He came back with 3 dozen eggs.

A programmer had a problem climbing Mount Everest,
So he is thinking of dividing Mount Everest into multiple pieces and conquering it.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, that's a hardware problem.

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?

A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air.
His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says,
“Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack?
 Smoking is hazardous to your health!” 

To which the man replies, “I am a programmer.
We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

Two PROGRAMMERS are talking:

- How can you be so stoopid, that your password is the name of your dog?
- Why, what is your problem with wkf41a2s?

A coder pours his heart out to his buddy:
"Dude, I don't know what is happening...
 3rd day in a row it seems I just can't get it up..."

"Really? Dude, did you try Safe Mode?"

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